Games rules are always an essential part of your game. Every guy needs rules to live by when he’s navigating life and the dating world. One of the biggest problem women have about men right now is that a lot of you aren’t acting like men. A lot of you do a lot of things that are moist and bitch made. The game will always work for those who respect it. Ok, new game rules.
1. No Angry Last Words With Women- I’ve talked about not getting upset with women you’re not banging. I have to add no angry last words to this. A lot of times a woman will reject you and instead of just keeping it calm you will say, “fuck you, you’re ugly anyway.” That’s a major violation of the game. I just had a friend ask me if he should tell his ex girl she was the worst girlfriend and he didn’t love her because she broke up with him. Don’t do any sucker shit like that. Again, keep it playa and just accept that you’ve been charged. You never know what can happen in the future.
2. Don’t Wear A Fanny Pack- You all know how I feel about mastering your look. It’s always going to give you that extra boost. Wearing a fanny pack will do the exact opposite. Honestly, you should only wear a fanny pack under two circumstances. 1. You’re going to a 90s theme party and 2. You want to keep some small items with you because you’re staying at a girl’s house (condoms, gum, keys, money). Anything else and you are in clear violation of the game.
3. No Thirsty Screen Names- This goes for all social media and online dating screen name. It seems like guys are getting thirstier and thirstier every day. I see guys emailing women with screen names like ILovesex69, Mybigdick, ieatpussyalldayeveryday. Chill thirsty. What it is that makes guys think this is ok? You’re supposed to be trying to better yourself, not take step backwards. Plus, I don’t think any women actually responded or took you seriously. (Trolls don’t count)
4. No Zumba or Hip Hop Aerobics- Listen I get it. You want your body to look good. What you DON’T want to do is go over to the moist side to get it done. A man should never be dropping it low or whining during his work out. Just lift weights and run. You don’t need any extras. Leave Zumba and Hip Hop Aerobics to your girl. Don’t let me see you borrowing her workout DVDs.
5. Look For Advice Not To Be Nurtured- Don’t look for dudes to nurture you. Only look for advice. A big part of the game is not letting your ego get the best of you. Ego has been the downfall of many men. When guys ask me for advice I give them 1, 2, 3 to get to 3, 4, 5. The advice is going to practical and definitive. If you tell me that you’re having trouble getting cooperation, I will tell you what you need to do to accomplish that. That is the end game. Don’t hit me up or any other guys telling them how empty you feel that she didn’t call you back. Don’t tell me you’re depressed that she broke up with you so you just ate a pint of cherry garcia and that you’re looking at her instagram pictures. That’s not mackish. You are being emotional and looking to be nurtured. Call your mom playa.
The goal is to be a man about everything you do. Keep your game crisp and GO GET LAID