It’s that time of year again. The great Halloween weekend. I know that Halloween is on Wednesday but most people (included me), will be celebrating this weekend. Like I stated last year, Halloween parties are filled with attention whores and thirsty ass dudes. Don’t forget about the tricks and liquor strippers. Not knowing how to navigate through this, will be the difference between banging that sexy bumble bee and doing what I do when I was so close but so far. Make a grilled cheese, drink a greenie and watch some
porn sportscenter. You all know I want the best for you guys. Ok, let me breakdown some Halloween game. Yes, some of these tips will be the same as last year. Don’t email me!
1. Wear The Correct Costume- I see a lot of guys making this same mistake every year. They try to think of the greatest over the top costume and it just makes it look like they’re trying to do hard. Last year I saw a lot of guys that just didn’t look comfortable. That messes with your confidence and women can sense when you feel insecure. If you are having trouble with your confidence, you should dress up for Halloween. Last year I was Mr. Extra Help. I wore a fitted white dress shirt, fitted dark blue jeans, a red/blue/grey wool plaid tie, tie bar, suspenders, a name tag (Mr. Extra Help), glasses, brown watch and caramel brown wingtips. Wait, I had a friend put kisses all over my white shirt. Even without the kisses, I’m already dressed better than the other guys. Adding the kisses gives me a seductive vibe for women to talk about. This year I’m Clark Kent. With my own twist of course. I’m going with a fitted navy blue tweed herringbone suit, fitted white shirt, red tie, classic super man tee, chocolate-brown watch and dark brown suede loafers. I also have these brown rimmed glasses with the superman logo on the sides. Just make sure you’re comfortable with your costume.
2. Don’t Be Thirsty- The majority of women will be dressed in basically nothing. Keep your tongue in your mouth THIRSTY. Keep your, “Damn baby”, “Girl you fine as wine”, “Yup you bad” and “Let’s fuck comments” to yourself. Plenty of guys will already be doing this. As someone who is true to the game, you do NOT sweat women. It’s very refreshing for a woman to talk to a guy that’s not going to be sweating her because she has on a sexy costume. That makes you come off as desperate and simpish. Not mackish guys. If you decide to talk about her costume go with, “Why did she pick that costume” and “What was her favorite costume growing up?” I usually make a joke and tease her on whatever she says. Normal good conversation rules apply here.
3. Treat Halloween Like Any Other Night Out- I spoke about this last year. I always treat Halloween like any other night that I’m going out. This means I’m just trying to have fun and my main focus is NEVER trying to get with women. Well, in the beginning of the night. I always start off just planting early seeds so the women know who I am. After that, I’m just laughing and enjoying myself. Women will either approach or continue to look over until I call them over.
4. Pick The Right Venue- Another important Halloween tip. A lot of guys get stuck going to packed clubs and bars to celebrate Halloween. Places are continuing to charge outrageous prices (over $100) a ticket to attend these parties. That is a big waste of time. You want to position yourself in the rights spots. What I’m noticing is a lot of women really don’t have anything to do. They have sexy costumes; friends and they’re ready to party but are looking for a place to go. Don’t worry about the guys that are spamming their social networks pages with Halloween parties. That shit doesn’t count. You want to be the guy that comes around with a real plan. You can use my Halloween invite. “Hey (girls name), we’re all going to (wherever) for Halloween. Great music/drinks for the night and it won’t be super packed. Just a nice size crew tearing it up like we always do. Come anytime after (pick time).” You’re not being needy or pushy. A lot of women will respond great to this.
Use these game tips and celebrate Halloween the elite way! Keep your ego in check, respect the game and GO GET LAID!
P.S. Don’t get too wasted. I don’t want you to past out before you put your bid in. If you’re a light weight. Have a few drinks and just drink OJ or Cranberry juice.