Back by popular demand, we have game for women. I haven’t done game for my ladies in a few weeks. Time to change that. Today I want to help you identify your dating value. If you are having trouble keeping a good man in your life, it’s most likely because you have low dating value. I’ve come up with a simple 100 point scale to help you determine your dating value. Now all of you should want to be at 100 points. That should be the main goal. Before I break down the game, I want all of you ladies to be HONEST with yourself. Don’t start adding points when you know you shouldn’t. That will just defeat the purpose of all of this. Ok, time to chop up game. Each of you will start with 50 points. Now when you first meet a man, he is judging you by your looks. We will use a scale from 1-10. I want you to add 5 points for every number your looks go up on this scale. For example, if you feel you are a 5 in the looks department, you stay at 50 points. If you feel that you are a 7 in the looks department, you move up to 60 points. On the flip side, if you are a 3 in the looks department, you lose 10 points and drop down to 40 points. I hope you all are following me. This should ONLY be based on your facial features. Nothing else matters right now. Let’s move on. If you can cook add 10 points. If you can’t cook subtract 10 points. For every 10 pounds you are overweight, you subtract 10 points. If you have a nice ass add 5 points. Nice breast, add 5 points. Let’s move on to your feet. Nice feet, add 5 points. If your feet look like you’ve been doing the river dance in a pair of flip-flops, you subtract 10 points. If you have a good personality add 10 points. If people describe you as sassy or sarcastic, subtract 5 points. If you are a hood rat subtract 15 points. For good hygiene add 5 points. Good oral skills add 15 points. This gets a lot of points because good oral skills will compensate for a lot of shit. Age is an important factor in your dating value. Start at the age of 18 and subtract 10 points for every 10 years. For example, if you’re 28 you subtract 10 points. If you’re 25 you don’t subtract anything. Subtract 10 points for every kid you have. Last but not least, subtract 50 points for every STD you have. I want you to tally up all of your points. Here is where you stand based on your points:
0-49…You are just an extra average female. It doesn’t matter what you say, you need to charge yourself to the game. Up until this point you probably told yourself things like, “I don’t need a man”, “I can do better on my own”, “I’m independent and LOVE IT”. These are all lies you tell yourself because you can’t keep a man. You need to start being true to yourself and realize that you need to make some changes in your life. If you decide you don’t want to upgrade yourself, you will be forced to only date simps and tricks. Please want more for yourself.
50-70…You have reached average female status. This is a very slippery slope but you should not be disappointed. Well all know that nobody is perfect. Everything will balance itself out. If you are not satisfied and moving in the right direction towards 100 points, that is cool in the game. The reason why you shouldn’t worry is because you will have a nice amount of men trying to date you. Not just simps, tricks or level one players. You will attract level 2 and level 3 players also. Use this to your advantage and find the man who will upgrade you to the next level. Don’t start banging a bunch of different dudes. Before you know it, you will be just another extra average female.
71-100…Congratulations, you are that much closer to the goal of 100 points. Take the initiative and work on the smaller things that you lost points for. For example, if you lost points for cooking, take a damn cooking class. Maybe people call you sassy, STOP THE SHIT immediately. You also should not have any trouble attracting men. You may have a lot of male
friends lurkers around you. Forget about the extra attention and charge those lurkers to the game. No true to the game man will want to seriously date you. Bang you, yes. Wifey, no way no sir! Keep in mind that you’ve work hard to get this far. Don’t just let it slip away. Be patient and pick the right guy to upgrade you to 100 points.
Again, ladies you must be honest with yourselves. This scale will not help you if you grade yourself will rose-colored glasses. Just keep it 100 with yourself, and you will be right where you want to be in no time.