People always ask me about wifey so here she is. She only wants me to keep this up for a few days.
P.S. Girls love the duck lips
People always ask me about wifey so here she is. She only wants me to keep this up for a few days.
P.S. Girls love the duck lips
I’m not surprised that the post with the most traffic was about Sluts. Sluts rule the world haha
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2013 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 74,000 times in 2013. If it were an exhibit at the Louvre Museum, it would take about 3 days for that many people to see it.
I originally wrote this post in 2011. This is one of the highest viewed post. The game rules from 2011 can definitely be used today in 2013/2014. This year the crew renting a spot in NYC. We’re running owners son game so no lines and we got a few tables. Ok, re blog game….
I actually like New Year’s Eve. Over the years, I’ve had some crazy moments and memories. Straight debauchery. Last year,
I had sex with my friend’s roommate a little after the ball dropped. What makes this funny is that we never really spoke to each other. (I love my wife). Just the occasional hi and bye. After it went down my friend told me she developed some type of crush on me during the three times I went over (Reema swag). NYE is not always going to go down like this. I’ve gone to overpriced clubs that I left before watching the ball drop and I’ve gone places where I thought this was the best night in history. I want all of you to have a night to remember. Bring in 2012 2014 the elite way. Here are some tips to have success on New Year’s Eve.
1. Dress To Impress- I made this number one for a reason. Everyone knows that I LOVE to get dressed up and its something that I do everyday (no bull shit). If you never dress up, tonight is the night to do so. Fuck it; wear a tux if you want to. Most women think men in tuxes are sexy, and you’ll feel that way. This year, I’m going to be wearing all my favorite things, and they happen to all work perfectly together. Fitted Navy blue cotton vest and matching pants, chocolate-brown watch, caramel wingtips, fitted white dress shirt, and gold tie. Well, I’m still undecided on the tie. Remember, good things happen to men who are dressed nice around women who will all feel sexy because they will be wearing nice dresses.
2. Venue Preparation Is Key- Picking the right venue is the difference between having a great night, and saying how much you hate New Year’s Eve. You don’t want to go to the biggest name club in your area. This place will be overpriced and packed to the wall. You have to remember that NYE club parties are filled with people who NEVER go out. This just means more attention whoring and thirsty ass dudes. If you decide the bar/club thing is what you want to do, stick to the low-key spots you usually go to. That’s exactly what I’m doing this year. One of my favorite’s low key spots is having a NYE party. $50 per person with open bar from 9pm-2am. I know you guys have places like this in your city. You need to make sure you have a plan and execute it.
3. No Date? No Problem- Don’t think you can’t have fun because you don’t have a date. Just looking at my Facebook news feed, I’ve already seen at least 20 girls ask about NYE plans. They’re all looking for something to do. You can just have a party. Have a few of your boys chip in with you. Yes, it could get messy, crazy, etc. Being the host of a party has perks. Me and the crew did this one year and it was a HUGE hit. We all got laid that night. This wouldn’t have happened if we didn’t make something happen. We could have just sat around, did nothing and complained about NYE. It’s going to be 2012. You MUST be bold with your game. Call these women and say, “Hey, we’re all having a party for NYE, and I wanted to make sure you were good. I know how flakey NYE plans can be.” There’s no neediness and you’re not being pushy. You will be surprised how many women will respond great to this. And you can make sure they’ll bring other girls with them. It will be a night to remember.
4. I Already Have Date- This is great news. You have a few good options. Get three or four other couples and dominate a place TOGETHER. This way, instead of just being some couples at a party, you guys will BE the damn party. Plus, what woman doesn’t like being the center of attention. Me, Blaze and TMZ did this one year. We hit up a fancy black tie event. This place was filled with a lot of older, stuck up rich people. We loosened everyone up and had a blast. I picked up a few great business contacts and we even play Tennis together sometimes. Maybe you’re the only one that has a date. You can call your date and see if she has any (attractive) friends that have nothing planned for NYE. Let her know she should invite a few of them out to make sure they don’t stay home doing nothing. Then tell your boys to come out. No pressure involved, just a group of people hanging out on NYE. If you just want it just be you and your date, that’s cool in the game. Invite her over for a nice dinner. After dinner you can walk around the area, watch a movie, watch the NYE specials, or even go get your dance on. The options are limitless.
5. Don’t Get WASTED, Get Laid- I know getting wasted on NYE can be a great time. We have all done it. Most nights when you get wasted, you’re not having sex. Especially if you’re single, tonight you want to be on top of your game. Forget about getting drunk to talk to women. That’s lame, simp shit. You have a major advantage not being drunk when everyone else is. You will have full control over yourself and your emotions. In terms of female persuasion, NYE is a lot like Halloween in that it gives women a perfect excuse to act naughty. It will not be difficult for you to meet women that are looking to hook up. This is NOT A SIGN TO BE THIRSTY! Don’t be that guy trying to make out with all the women when the ball drops. Keep it mackish and be the guy that is politely declining random women that want to make out. Women will assume that you have women around you all the time so you don’t need to be doing that. Use this to your advantage.
Enjoy your New Year’s Eve everyone. Have fun, have some hot sex, and DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE. Much more game to chop up in 2014. Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop!
Is online dating making a comeback? I’ve been saying its dead for a while now but I might be the only one. For someone who met wifey online, I should have better things to say about it. I just think the quality of women online dropped from when I was using it. Haven’t been online in over two years though. One of my friends recently signed up for online dating and asked me for a few tips. He was getting stuck when women asked him what he was looking for. He was using a basic just someone who is loyal and pretty. That’s not going to excite women. You have to be better than that. Before I helped him, I wanted to see what the women looked like. No point in using good game on extra average women. I was shocked when he showed me a couple of dimes that actually had profiles. Not the I’m independent and don’t email me for sex. So the what are you looking for question is a simple but tricky question. How you answer this will be the difference between getting her to meet up or never speaking to her again. First thing you need to know about messaging women online is that the point is to get them to meet up ASAP. The best way to do this is to put yourself on a messaging max. Meaning you will not go over this number of messages with any woman. I think 4 is a good number. On my fourth message I would suggest a meet up with giving her my number and instructions. A lot of guys get caught up emailing women back and forth for weeks/months. Those women are just attention whores looking for online followers. Remember you have to treat your game as being sacred and only worthy for a select few. The message max will help you do that. No woman is ever above being charged to the game. Ok back to the question. I would always ask women what they wanted in a man. It was only right that they would ask me the same thing. My response was always:
“I’m looking for someone that’s just as chill as I am and doesn’t take everything so seriously. I need to be able to take her out and not have to worry about any drama. Not into those types of girls. She also has to have a good heart. I’m not saying she has to be perfect because no one is, but she should at least have good intentions. Does this sound like you?”
What girl is going to say this doesn’t sound like her? It’s such a wide range but personal at the same time. Women are emotional so you have to play on those emotions. Also, none of this is describing women in a negative or thirsty way. When dealing with women you always have to be a chess player and think a few steps ahead. What women say they want and actually go for are never the same. I already know that but I ask her anyway so I can give her my response. Start asking questions that you feel comfortable answering yourself. Use this right now to increase your closing ratio. Until we meet again…
Afterthought: Online dating can be very frustrating because girls go hot and cold in seconds. You’re not the only guy she’s going to be talking to that’s why you MUST move fast.
What up blog family? I know it’s been a minute since we last chopped up game. I’ve missed you all (ladies first, dudes second). Getting women to come over your spot is good and all but if you’re not hitting it right, you will never hear from her again. That’s a guarantee. Use this information as a foundation. You still need to add and subtract what makes you most comfortable. I won’t be with you when she comes over. (Unless you’re a freak like that) I think pleasing women gets a bad rep. You will hear a lot of guys say just worry about yourself. As long as you get yours that’s all that counts. What’s the fun in that? Personally, I like pleasing my woman. If you know how to please a woman she will love you to death and do anything that you ask of her. A lot of guys confuse this with cupcaking. For example, having rose pedals on your bed when she comes over for the first time is cupcaking. You don’t need to add any extras. Here are a few tips to make sure you’re hitting it right.
1. Stamina- Listen, I’ve had times where little Reema’s where everywhere after minutes of having sex. I get it. Sometimes you just can’t control it. You want that to be the exception not the rule. One of the easiest ways to increase your stamina is to do a cardio. Cardio helps your breathing. Another trick is to let the mattress do some of the work for you. Just pushing down on the mattress will make her move up and down. Stamina includes changing positions AT LEAST once. That will give you a little break plus make everything last a little longer.
2. Never Complain About Pleasing Her- A lot of guys do something sexual and expect something in return. This kills any type of happiness she gets from having you do these things. You want to do this without expectations because she will respect you even more and will do anything and everything to please you.
3. Dirty Talk- Adding a little dirty talk is going to keep everything hot. You don’t have to go crazy and act like you’re trying out for the next porn star. Don’t be afraid to get a little aggressive and pull some hair. Even a little choking will do the trick.
Before I forget no edible underwear. Don’t hit me up asking if it’s cool to wear a candy g-string. That’s extremely moist. Remember you want to be a man about everything you do. Also, no eating the first time. That’s screams thirsty. I know that’s a big thing right now. A lot of you go straight to eating. Don’t worry you have time to do that. The point is to leave her satisfied and excited for more. Use these easy tips and you will have her wanting you all day/every day. Go get laid
Afterthought: Women are more in tune with body language than men. This is why when I’m talking to a girl, I take my time and focus the conversation on her. If you see how that will translate to sex, it shows women I will take my time and make sure she’s satisfied. Also, women are more sexual than you think they are. They will go out of their way to sleep with you if they know you’re good in bed.
Games rules are always an essential part of your game. Every guy needs rules to live by when he’s navigating life and the dating world. One of the biggest problem women have about men right now is that a lot of you aren’t acting like men. A lot of you do a lot of things that are moist and bitch made. The game will always work for those who respect it. Ok, new game rules.
1. No Angry Last Words With Women- I’ve talked about not getting upset with women you’re not banging. I have to add no angry last words to this. A lot of times a woman will reject you and instead of just keeping it calm you will say, “fuck you, you’re ugly anyway.” That’s a major violation of the game. I just had a friend ask me if he should tell his ex girl she was the worst girlfriend and he didn’t love her because she broke up with him. Don’t do any sucker shit like that. Again, keep it playa and just accept that you’ve been charged. You never know what can happen in the future.
2. Don’t Wear A Fanny Pack- You all know how I feel about mastering your look. It’s always going to give you that extra boost. Wearing a fanny pack will do the exact opposite. Honestly, you should only wear a fanny pack under two circumstances. 1. You’re going to a 90s theme party and 2. You want to keep some small items with you because you’re staying at a girl’s house (condoms, gum, keys, money). Anything else and you are in clear violation of the game.
3. No Thirsty Screen Names- This goes for all social media and online dating screen name. It seems like guys are getting thirstier and thirstier every day. I see guys emailing women with screen names like ILovesex69, Mybigdick, ieatpussyalldayeveryday. Chill thirsty. What it is that makes guys think this is ok? You’re supposed to be trying to better yourself, not take step backwards. Plus, I don’t think any women actually responded or took you seriously. (Trolls don’t count)
4. No Zumba or Hip Hop Aerobics- Listen I get it. You want your body to look good. What you DON’T want to do is go over to the moist side to get it done. A man should never be dropping it low or whining during his work out. Just lift weights and run. You don’t need any extras. Leave Zumba and Hip Hop Aerobics to your girl. Don’t let me see you borrowing her workout DVDs.
5. Look For Advice Not To Be Nurtured- Don’t look for dudes to nurture you. Only look for advice. A big part of the game is not letting your ego get the best of you. Ego has been the downfall of many men. When guys ask me for advice I give them 1, 2, 3 to get to 3, 4, 5. The advice is going to practical and definitive. If you tell me that you’re having trouble getting cooperation, I will tell you what you need to do to accomplish that. That is the end game. Don’t hit me up or any other guys telling them how empty you feel that she didn’t call you back. Don’t tell me you’re depressed that she broke up with you so you just ate a pint of cherry garcia and that you’re looking at her instagram pictures. That’s not mackish. You are being emotional and looking to be nurtured. Call your mom playa.
The goal is to be a man about everything you do. Keep your game crisp and GO GET LAID